VitalVegas

@Danny18160217 New lounge. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Nov 1, 2023

@DarffHater @8NewsNow That’s police brutality. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Nov 1, 2023

Connectivity update. https://t.co/714S5SSThz — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 31, 2023

More video from inside the glorious Fontainebleau. https://t.co/ilHtfLvhpd — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 31, 2023

@KerryBilicki @BkL0v @TommyBahama @ShopTownSquare @LasVegasLocally You have lots of fans. I’m one of them. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

@GhostRnrOn3rd @MrJayBenz @snapwilson @oaklandfans Their contribution is supposed to be $1 billion. At current interest rates. Whimsical. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

To be clear, @Adele is ours now. https://t.co/mZvu2kTLDg — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

@2003Purple11954 You can’t be naked in front of pets? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

@CyberCandide @IndySportsAF @TheChrisSuprun Unless I missed something, he’s anti-terrorist. He’s also anti-Hamas. Boom. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

A new survey from https://t.co/bEEttttuCD says 87% of Las Vegas adults are tired. According to the survey, 25% of Las Vegas adults prefer to sleep with no clothes on. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 30, 2023

Elon Musk offered Wikipedia $1 billion to change its name to “Dickipedia.” That’s about what the exquisite Sphere missed its construction budget by. https://t.co/ZRPfeLkVv4 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 29, 2023

@JacobsVegasLife Define “word.” “) https://t.co/vAMuGxRiI3 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 29, 2023

This is a fun game. https://t.co/7DF6KSzgRX — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 29, 2023

@mm81031 @vegasstarfish Yes. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 29, 2023

Related: “Fools Rush In.” RIP. https://t.co/PuCBRmXTij — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 29, 2023

@NickFromPhilly Answer: Absolutely not, by any measure. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@jonpokerwriter @Vegasconfesspod @NormanChad Like I said, it’s sexism. I also think it could illustrate it’s ridiculous to believe men and women are the same. It could also further the discussion about compensation which some believe is sexist. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@bryanhorwath Who thinks that's a good idea? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@gotmilkhs This slot machine is proof absolutely nothing can be done to make sports interesting. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@Ginak416 @darthraider____ @LasVegasLocally I can't speak for him, but not everyone gets along. I sometimes block people for supporting those who are haters of myself or friends. It's not just about direct interactions with my account, they just aren't invited to the party I'm hosting. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@CraigForbus Related: Las Vegas isn't Nevada. Nevada is mostly wingnuts. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 28, 2023

@TRoss15 I feel like I missed something. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 27, 2023

@AliceLittleEdu @MResort I believe that's how this kind of fish is kept, actually. Individual little fish bowls. They're nasty to each other, so they can't live together. I didn't ask where they go at night. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 27, 2023

@SuzzRocks777 Gold! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 26, 2023

@FredGarvinReal They aren't, it's just a drop-in. I have heard they are giving away U2 tickets, and I suspect papering the place will be more common as the weeks progress. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 26, 2023

@Mcclatchey47598 @KerryBilicki What an incredibly generous man who only thinks of others. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 26, 2023

@Vladimi24937025 They went to a nearby bus and were released. No jail involved. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 26, 2023

No idea who these folks are, but well done. (h/t @pokerbucket) https://t.co/FB0rQo3gis — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@GetSomeChuck @PlazaLasVegas @LasVegasLocally Ha, that looks like it’s outside the bar. Glad to see them sprucing up. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@The_Hish They gave it to another staffer. I feel robbed! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@matto702 I won and he paid more than $95,000 of my legal fees. Fuck that guy. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@jedirich_ This is exactly the reason a business should. F the homophobes. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@LoveOurRepublic @cornerbarmgmt Give him a minute. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@GRomePow You don’t work on The Strip. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@RadioP1 Different budget. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 25, 2023

@AliceLittleEdu @sfb45 @ChiTownSports Ooh, that’s juicy! Do the rates go up if there was a limo ride involved? Just between us. “) — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 24, 2023

Absolutely not. We know this because County Commissioner Tick Segerblom believes it’s a good idea. https://t.co/L08exsrfgh — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 24, 2023

@Beatlebaby64 @ambleeezer @houseoftrivia How boring would someone have to be for everyone to get them? “) — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 24, 2023

@360vegas @vegasstarfish You made the statement. I’m asking what it’s based upon. Also, who did I shame for disagreeing? https://t.co/hAfdCRLgFT — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

LFG, @BoringCompany! (cc: @ElonMusk) https://t.co/pDpS6JplOi — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

Not Vegas-related, but who cares? https://t.co/VplPw4b9P7 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

How is this prohibition OK, Americawise? “Clothing, garments, or signs displaying explicit language, profanity or derogatory characterization toward any person(s).” https://t.co/FS4PTm97uT — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

@Boredofwheels @tomhfh Definitely not happening anywhere else. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

@TurnLeftAt1L If someone’s looking for reasons to be cheap, they’ll find a way. That’s not what Vegas is about, and it means they’ll probably be cheap throughout their entire trip. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 23, 2023

@jedirich_ @JamesInLasVegas Sad for whom? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 22, 2023

@CharIesMichael Oh, look, the title of my autobiography. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 22, 2023

Bridge over troubled Koval. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) #WTF1 https://t.co/CnT7bem7H0 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 22, 2023

Heard from pizza god Tony Gemignani about the incident @PizzaRockLV tonight: “A hood exhaust on the roof seized up and was sending smoke into the kitchen.” Not sure why there wasn’t more anniversary hoopla, but Pizza Rock opened downtown on Oct. 19, 2013.   — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 22, 2023

@otruba4lv @KTNV You aren’t smart. It’s OK. You probably have other good qualities. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 21, 2023

@KTNV Why is everything about race? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 21, 2023

@KTNV @joemoeller44 Let me help. https://t.co/BRmRPE76hQ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 21, 2023

“We’re writing a story about dead people, come up with something clever for the Twitters, kid.” https://t.co/OVV0fnAqfP — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 21, 2023

Miracle Mile Shops is testing its immersive “Old Casino During a Storm” experience. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/PwUKhZLmVw — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Las Vegas heals. https://t.co/m8FrZKBRd0 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Hack update. https://t.co/t1Kn3xrwYT https://t.co/RNbFnj7vWr — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

@Cirque When real life is better than CGI. Amazing. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Friday. https://t.co/WaTYWb7Qpz — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Twist nobody’s talking about: Casinos will actually do worse during the Super Bowl than F1. When you “peak the peak,” one-off visitors (who don’t gamble) will push out Super Bowl regulars (many come here every year)—they’ll go to other destinations and may not return. The biggest… https://t.co/ov8sgt940L — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

No chicken parm at Triple George is complete without a Black Cherry Lemondrop Martini, the labia majora of cocktails.™️ https://t.co/5rHt3oDs2v https://t.co/cVkOjUktOE — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Three seconds, one billion times a shift. https://t.co/3hudM5Mqdd — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

Dream Las Vegas. #awkward https://t.co/RZOV7AXdNy — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 20, 2023

@NedRyerson1957 @onorev @BCSlots Bless you. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@MarcelAndRogie @CircaLasVegas You’re doing life wrong. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@BoozeMaster31 @Bright__Shining Terrible. That tracks with cocktail servers being stiffed, about a third. WTF is wrong with people? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@danny_direct Dec. 13. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@johnld1224 @NFL_DovKleiman @LasVegasLocally Who are they? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@Whask @CircaLasVegas Some of the reasons I like it. It’s not for that. They opened some very nice meeting space not too long ago. They can’t really compete with the big resorts, but it’s in the mix. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@RichEng4ProPick Yes. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Fontainebleau is putting its marquee through its paces. https://t.co/SCrhIvAx1L — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

F1 bridge update. Yes, something can be both a logistical marvel and unmitigated debacle at the same time. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/7HGCcN5iwg — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Dirk Arthur cat update. https://t.co/TtmUXhdXnG — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@limegpt No. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

@SusanSm37928290 @CircaLasVegas Agree and agree. I’d like to be able to get a scannable tattoo, but I’ll keep showing my ID eight times a night until then. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Fontainebleau sportsbook. https://t.co/meUHNKXheS — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Sphere-related. https://t.co/OMLl1CTpyG — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Terrible. We blame it on: 1) point of sale systems (tip burnout), 2) the collapse of common courtesy. (h/t @Bright__Shining) https://t.co/uuYn0ca1fZ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 19, 2023

Visual metaphor of the day—sprucing up the rope railing in front of TI. Or, in the words of our fellow youths, “No glove, no love.” (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/TLyablup4E — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

How does Johnny Kleptometes get all this incredible scoop? Hint: It’s a rhetorical question. https://t.co/NmuR2gPh8k https://t.co/EVpsI2paNA — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

You know it’s bad when the RJ’s reporting it—some room rates have dropped 70%. https://t.co/7gV4ZQOPw2 https://t.co/wXfithQNvZ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

Happy Camper at Fashion Show, once Stripburger. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) Archive: https://t.co/Knb0GKf73j https://t.co/Y3TDhwrxPR — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@Allen_TSS Is he like a singer or whatever? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@RIMerideth Let me know if you hear anything! Curious if he bought it or bought it for someone who wants to stay off the radar. Inspire has struggled from day one, Smashed Pig closed. Curious to see what’s next. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@SkylarJameson1 They do. Possibly the worst in town. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@FunqSir Up for sale. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@JUSTINDSTAUFFER @JamesInLasVegas I’d like F1 Tupac it up. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@rich56ca @JamesInLasVegas About 2-3 weeks. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 17, 2023

@jumbeaux55 @KerryBilicki @SphereVegas @LasVegasLocally Awesome for fans, doesn’t help the Sphere financially too much. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

@amsullinger Conventions haven’t come back, so smart. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

Not in the news release: Las Vegas Sands bailed based on the bleak future of conventions, Apollo is betting the opposite. https://t.co/JcFg83K1bE — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

@8NewsNow Awkward ads of the day. https://t.co/7joF47t4pe — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

@Callipygian_Sea @Vegasconfesspod @LasVegasLocally @MtM_Vegas Only at Boulder Station. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

@TippingOddsLV Former A. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 16, 2023

@TomD80106675 Add another $300k of taxpayer money for the buses, at least. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

@hollsmom Boobs, yes. Wangs, no. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

@FOX5Vegas There's so much stupid in the world, do you need to make more? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

@anuibi Reality is sinking in. They were bamboozled. Taxpayers are going to pay for it. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

@MrJJShabadoo Said someone who didn't travel from Finland or France or Japan for a once-in-a-lifetime visit to Las Vegas. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

When the machine kicks your ass, but somebody left these behind and you’re pretty sure they’re worth triple the face value on eBay. Boom! https://t.co/6xMIdrqMph — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 15, 2023

Related: Bruno Mars got his name from a wrestler. https://t.co/zii4xvlTV3 https://t.co/MXy9pzsYKG https://t.co/hLoRDwv3EL — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 14, 2023

@DonyellFreak Thank you. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 14, 2023

Amazing. https://t.co/JSYFrK0SFx — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 14, 2023

@Sharon545001 It gives members the impression they run the show. It builds confidence. Cohesion. And the perception these contracts aren’t a foregone conclusion. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 14, 2023

@TippingOddsLV Just not often. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 14, 2023

Casting call for “Discoshow” at Linq offers inside baseball about story, roles and compensation. https://t.co/evo65SgpV1 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 13, 2023

@CLDUB66 @PlazaLasVegas Join the club. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 13, 2023

@matto702 @scraig1982 I thought he was being a little hard on himself. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 13, 2023

@ramccrb @JamesInLasVegas Probably 2-3 weeks. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 13, 2023

Industry source says casinos have been told local and federal law enforcement will be on high alert tomorrow, all hands on deck for Metro and other agencies due to potential for “Global Day of Jihad” asshattery. No specific threats—fuck around and find out policies will be… https://t.co/fRQmxP3oM2 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 13, 2023

Wynn didn't buy this land to develop it, but rather to ensure competitors couldn't. https://t.co/uirEtL0boC — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 12, 2023

@SevereSociety Somebody’s hangry. https://t.co/qehYbhli9A — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 12, 2023

Giada meet and eat for $250. These events are brilliant and a great chance for fans to meet these celebrity chefs. https://t.co/7HK0NEkPh4 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 12, 2023

@TurnLeftAt1L Not forever, just every year. For months. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

@andyecfc It’s a combination of WTF and F1. Keep up. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

@theophilus1769 @McKi93404 Oh, look, racism! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

@Juice_Photos I will always be protective of Las Vegas. Unlawful street vendors at the Las Vegas sign need to go. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

@BrianMi35581522 We aren’t allowed to use the word “strike” right now! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

Skynet update. https://t.co/c5bxXpKWeo — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023

Another meetings ad from the LVCVA. https://t.co/PfMVdreWkf https://t.co/ZlqaPtNuwR — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Oct 11, 2023