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@VitalVegas

@hanwellhavoc That was whimsical pricing. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Jan 1, 2024

@VitalVegas

@dajjgrinch It’s a baseball team. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

In Vegas, 2023 was a big year for balls. Archive: https://t.co/psfkt4WY14 https://t.co/jppNQYiaWR https://t.co/s8h6pxEIKN — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

We appreciate the “sensitivity” of the A’s, but where’s the plan, already? https://t.co/PiH2Nvfl8R — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

Roughly half the escalators on The Strip are currently identifying as stairs. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/bdaO9XOkma — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

@phil_anderson67 Yes. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

“Frank Sinatra saved my life. Five guys were beating me up, and I heard Frank Sinatra say, ‘That’s enough.’” RIP. https://t.co/FN0jBQOz0H — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

@vegasstarfish I’m used to the usual level of dipshittery, but posting lies and turning off comments isn’t someone interested in contribution or reasoned discourse. Wynn’s policy definitely isn’t zero tolerance, but it does prohibit harassment of guests. (The posts don’t reach the bar for hate… https://t.co/0Vr3kYZjcA — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Cscharch If you think defamation and misogyny and libel and veiled physical threats and outright fabrications are akin to what I do, I can’t help you. I’m not looking for feedback. I’m looking for cowards hiding behind anonymity to be held accountable for reprehensible behavior. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 31, 2023

@VitalVegas

@jonpokerwriter It’s bait and switch. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 30, 2023

@VitalVegas

@LVPapaBear @oyolasvegas Ha, yes, great value. I tease because I love. Please note I didn’t say anything about this 100% accurate depiction of fireworks on The Strip. Before you ask, no, I do not know why I am like this. Thank you for not 86ing me, I love the place. https://t.co/XhkAxG0wrK — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 30, 2023

@VitalVegas

@vegasallen1 @MGMResortsIntl @LuxorLV Glass half full! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 30, 2023

@VitalVegas

Details are few, but applications are being accepted for the Poodle Room—a private membership club—at Fontainebleau. https://t.co/dS9eUajzuk https://t.co/hNVXTYHM0X — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 29, 2023

@VitalVegas

Today’s Vegas thing being shat upon due to sports. https://t.co/yQAUiZJ0of — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 29, 2023

@VitalVegas

@50SevenX @DevastationIncp Maybe gin and tonic? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 29, 2023

@VitalVegas

Playing with winnings = DGAF. @elliscasinolv #boomwise https://t.co/nDTtbOJZtz — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 29, 2023

@VitalVegas

@vegasstarfish @unlokt Thank you. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 28, 2023

@VitalVegas

@John_Mehaffey That’s a mean thing to say about Jeremy Aguero. His estimates of one trillion visitors for NYE are rounded down! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 28, 2023

@VitalVegas

Today’s numbers pulled out of butts. https://t.co/JYY9LJaGWY — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 28, 2023

@VitalVegas

Fun fact: Fontainebleau hired about 300 atmosphere models for its grand opening, all of whom were asked to memorize the resort’s amenities. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 28, 2023

@VitalVegas

@tym2fly2382 There are a number of reasons for alarm, none of which have to do with when it opened. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@DetroitJayson Thankfully, A.I. can’t do jokes yet. I have about a year before I’m obsolete. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Jim99940363 No “thuggery” when the mob ran Vegas is hysterical. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

Appears Cereal Killerz Kitchen at Miracle Mile Shops has closed. Got some buzz when it opened, and the owners appeared on “Shark Tank.” (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/ESWuq6sKRP — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Lovely_She85 They’re doing an incredible job, the place is gorgeous. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@johnellis79 The Titanic made a ton from ticket sales. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

Modesty precludes us from mentioning we broke https://t.co/KSzzozLnpq’s most-read story of 2023, thus ensuring our reputation as a noted sports expert. https://t.co/bt7RU66yzU — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

Tuesday. https://t.co/JbyZyIqwUq — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@PamelaMcKenzie So much more. I hear hundreds of stories a year I don’t share. Most involve gross or illegal behavior by casino heads, present and past. Local media has zero interest. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 27, 2023

@VitalVegas

@authenic__45 NYE and Super Bowl are one-off events. We’re talking long time horizon challenges, probably insurmountable. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@joshxlas Apples and bowties. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@LlpOoak Locals like to know where they are. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@z72917378 Having a database is critical to success. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@LukePourciau It’s speculation eye candy. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@altarr @ObserverVegas This isn’t a “thinking” situation. It’s envy and lies, for years. Somebody claimed this is Adam Bauer, but he never seemed this douchebaggy to me. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

LIV (pronounced like “you only live once”) at Fontainebleau talent announced. Expect big DJ announcements in 2024, including defectors from Resorts World, like Tiesto, etc. Archive: https://t.co/7qE5QcEzF5 https://t.co/5gpZ0F1MDq — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

Durango Casino’s phase two starts in fall of 2024, we’re told. Additions could include a spa, movie theaters, bowling alley, staples of other Station Casinos locations. Durango appears to be a hit since opening Dec. 5. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@soireeei Various venues pay the team for labels like “official whatever of the Raiders.” The conditions vary with each deal. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@altarr Thanks. Models hate being photographed! (I knew them all by this point in the contest.) This troll finally got something right. I have no relationship with this or any casino. Creepy dudes definitely do this thing with their hands. “) https://t.co/B9bwyoz1U3 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

Ole Red is looking like a thing. Bonus points for blocking the view of Grand Bazaar Shops. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/MA1nSHoPY1 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 26, 2023

@VitalVegas

@BearcatVol Great question. The go-to answer has always been location, but others in the neighborhood do fine. Mediocre dining and shows don’t help. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 25, 2023

@VitalVegas

@glowboy63 Thank you, merry Christmas. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 25, 2023

@VitalVegas

If you can’t celebrate a merry Crapsmas in person, practice shooting the dice by typing “roll two dice” into Google. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 25, 2023

@VitalVegas

Mirage volcano is closed again, we’re told. Construction of the poop emoji has commenced. Archive: https://t.co/4khqsxx0Uh — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 25, 2023

@VitalVegas

Here are the winners of the Santa’s Helper contest @GoldenGateVegas. Hello, it’s called investigative journalism. https://t.co/HVxj3nuann — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 24, 2023

@VitalVegas

Big thanks to all the Santa’s Helpers contestants for finding us genuinely interesting and charming tonight @GoldenGateVegas. Completely unrelated: Contestants collected chips from guests to win thousands in prizes. It was mostly the charm thing! https://t.co/HpBEFM0Ta2 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 24, 2023

@VitalVegas

Fine. This is the one acceptable use of "DT" for "downtown." (h/t @VegasBrightSite) https://t.co/g3cDH0WZea https://t.co/ISde8QHqvN — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 23, 2023

@VitalVegas

Please don't abbreviate Fontainebleau Las Vegas as "FBLV." It's like using "DTLV" for "Downtown Las Vegas." That's not how things work. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 23, 2023

@VitalVegas

@John_Mehaffey This trend of using images without credit or compensation is concerning. This isn’t isolated instances of theft, it’s become standard practice. Credit isn’t permission or compensation. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@pimpinwear 23rd. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

They have to talk to you to get money! This formula just works in Vegas. https://t.co/aWL71N8VLJ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@markyrod1 It’s not bad! Let me know what you think. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

Friday. https://t.co/aS6WqnmK9u — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

If it weren’t so sad, it would be funny. Institutionalized mediocrity is no joke. https://t.co/pwKUD2E5cJ https://t.co/D3CFOnIO5j — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

Here’s how Vegas media works: We share scoop, the Review-Journal steals it and makes it boring for its subscribers, 14 residents of local retirement communities. Original story: https://t.co/lm2mecQ6TV https://t.co/fGCck2SYHe — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

Presumably being upgraded. Here’s the “before.” @thecalcasino https://t.co/Nd8NqoeFoi https://t.co/Q1Hr4p3Bbp — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@mseric Also, WTF are you talking about? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@NycPotus Vegas is a one note town. There’s nothing else to do. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

Aside from the giant eyeball, our favorite video segment on The Sphere. @SphereVegas https://t.co/5ZnmQJLk7k — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@SkylarJameson1 Agree. Dancers and sex workers are incredibly sophisticated in their understanding of demand, surge pricing and marketing. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

The true meaning of Christmas. Along with playing craps on Christmas. But mostly this. https://t.co/Vk2iXJW4La — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@kipthekelly This is horrific and sad. So sorry for your loss. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

@RussellDuren @JamesInLasVegas @thejaeg Not really. https://t.co/5Km19sdgnj — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 22, 2023

@VitalVegas

Po-po whiteboard. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/hA9EeEdgLA — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 21, 2023

@VitalVegas

@TippingOddsLV Dinner was great. ") — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 21, 2023

@VitalVegas

@patriotrh On the bright side, still calling it Twitter. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

@stranglehold781 Paint. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

Happy holidays from MGM Resorts! https://t.co/7sJxAsMCnt — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

Update: Open bar passes for sale at CVS. https://t.co/bzGXXR7odX https://t.co/686qVnD4Zh — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

Finally. https://t.co/nUWIGKZLsi — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

We don’t do weather, but history! https://t.co/dwTChr4vsR — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

Sexy newness at Venetian. https://t.co/Wt4s0EtaRL — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

Q. What's the new restaurant at Cosmo called? A. Exactly. https://t.co/9fciDf4d1K — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 20, 2023

@VitalVegas

You could be on "Pawn Stars." Related: https://t.co/6ktS94abMT https://t.co/9pqRrIwP7n — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

@geoff777 @foreverbluetoo I don’t speak French! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

More water muckery. https://t.co/HkRporhUon — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

@TomD80106675 Nope. I was told it’s great. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

@brn_slippy Keeper! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

The Kaos documentary is inching forward, we hear. We put on a blazer, well worth the wait. Archive: https://t.co/LHzEkq9w8u https://t.co/T9jQPEFIeG — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

@BethanyBunnie Well said. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

Come for the shitty Tweets, stay for the terrible ledes. https://t.co/LkL14QCmQH https://t.co/jfkwssMvLT — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 19, 2023

@VitalVegas

Workers in front of Bellagio say the sidewalk reopens Friday. We trust they’ll leave the submerged concrete blocks in place (supports for F1 grandstand), until some asshat breaks their neck diving into the fountains. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) #WTF1 https://t.co/AufbZYZNdQ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

@UNCLE__PAULIES @sportstalkmatt @durangoresortlv Congrats on surviving the onslaught! My sandwich was fantastic. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

Sometimes, it’s hard to tell if a casino is being serious or not. https://t.co/fcdabvu0IH — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

High limit room bar @DurangoResortLV uses linen cocktail napkins. They feel fancy. https://t.co/EEGP3v5vpF — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

@KWHUBIS @durangoresortlv Don’t feel obligated to reply. Just go about your evening. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

Nevada gaming regulations require casino chips to be “disk-shaped.” @durangoresortlv https://t.co/JYgh0ANRjR — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

@robinhood702 @LasVegasLocally @GodfatherWaym @AP @DailyMail @DanaGentryLV @fblasvegas @johnnykats @jlnevadasmith @ggarciaroberts @MrBeast @RickVelotta It’s fairly complicated, the bottom line is they’re underperforming like dry ice scuba gear.™️ https://t.co/ffUb8gBqid — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

@vegasstarfish @ManyMen92611 I do think it’s problematic for them, as you don’t want people pronouncing your hotels five different ways. Guys don’t mansplain this to me because I’ve been posting about it for a year—Fontainebleau has yet to do so. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 18, 2023

@VitalVegas

@bruce_leroy345 I wanted to make sweet love to it, but resisted. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 17, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Jerri23548411 @TheVegasVice Aside from the scuffing, any liquid of any kind can lead to falls. They'll make adjustments. It's like when the vents at Circa were catching stiletto heels at Circe. Some things can't be predicted. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 17, 2023

@VitalVegas

@7oh2Jeff @PaulVato How? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 17, 2023

@VitalVegas

@jeffbrews @fblasvegas Ha, didn't notice that. Something's wonky. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 17, 2023

@VitalVegas

@AdvantagePlays @NickAhlborn @borbay @fblasvegas Thanks. I probably replied too harshly, as not everyone understands the context you're talking about. I've answered this question thousands of times over the last decade, it just gets old. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 17, 2023

@VitalVegas

@ARedheadAbroad @alexisluv6 @fblasvegas When I did Social for Caesars, they made millions a year from room bookings, but I never “sold” anything. Maybe I should have said, “Don’t advertise.” Luxury doesn’t really fit on every social platform—it comes off as pretentious and inauthentic. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@bkey1970 Staring? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@JonathanJossel @PlazaLasVegas When was the dawning of his age? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

The latest twist: Wynn removed its sassy social post at the behest of Justin Timberlake’s people. Preserved for posterity here: https://t.co/SDRRfeq7cl https://t.co/Vj00jcnBrV — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@BossSergal They need to call him what he is—a lobbyist. On the Plaza podcast, he was wrong about virtually everything. People are making terrible decisions based upon his hapless whimsy. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@blake_hagz Who takes time out of their day to say they don’t care about something? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@ARedheadAbroad @Tony82131627085 @fblasvegas First rule of social is don’t feed the trolls. The one you’re interacting with is a mentally unwell stalker. Careful. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Socaloldman917 @E_Feld @funnykeithlyle Do not come to Vegas, or leave your home, thanks. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Tommy96498881 Ha, no. They were undercapitalized. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 16, 2023

@VitalVegas

@JusMojo @vegasstarfish Layoffs next year, unfortunately. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

@ExUtahSports @vegasstarfish Can’t come to any useful conclusions at opening, during the slow season. One can draw conclusions from trends, the Vegas business landscape and what’s already been exhibited by the ownership/management (financials/cost, BOGO room offer prior to opening, flat visitation, terrible… https://t.co/ngZXYP6NAy — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

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@RayLV702 @JoeWarner81 Yep, they’re doing it despite saying they wouldn’t. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Fractal_ssbm He gets my Tweets from RJ editors every day. I’m their free news feed. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

Can’t recall seeing this carpeting at Fontainebleau, which begs the question—where did he stay? (h/t @JoeWarner81) https://t.co/V1RvW6LqGg — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

This is why we can’t have nice things. Fontainebleau has already had to cordon off this artwork due to asshattery. (h/t @TheVegasVice) https://t.co/m1wcOesuyG — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

Homage or awkward? https://t.co/GNnJBGZd7F — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 15, 2023

@VitalVegas

Remember that YouTuber Bob Dingo whose source got him that sweet “exclusive” video of Fontainebleau a week or two ago? Tonight, he was booted from the resort and reportedly informed he is permanently banned from the resort. G’day. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 14, 2023

@VitalVegas

Fontainebleau’s Web site has a feature where you can see which tables are available (green) at its nightclub, LIV (pronounced like “Live and let live”) including on opening weekend. https://t.co/X3fScD6k1s — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 14, 2023

@VitalVegas

Shout-out to the cowboy who recognized us @TheRhinoLV. Us: “Does the cowboy hat help or hurt in a strip club!” Cowboy: https://t.co/UbMP72xIu3 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 14, 2023

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JT sitch. @fblasvegas https://t.co/SccZvYAyH6 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 14, 2023

@VitalVegas

Today’s thing we didn’t expect to hear: “Hazel to the main stage.” Happy belated 25th birthday to @TheRhinoLV. Also, big thanks for personalizing all these exterior lights with our initials! https://t.co/AxHEBmSEcr — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 14, 2023

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@2019IBeatCancer All the kids shoot vertical now. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

Tasteful and minimal cheese, approved. https://t.co/yHnCx7JEwy — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

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@PAYTHEDONT @danspence2006 I’ve literally never heard “bar 12.” — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

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@MrBoltonPTpage It’s beautiful. Doesn’t open to the public until midnight. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

Fontainebleau is calling its employees “members.” Style and usage: “Expect to see a lot of excited members when you visit Fontainebleau!” — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

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@Dlwatkin What are you asking? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Blonde_4_ever You should! It’s wrong, but you do you! “) — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

Incredible view! https://t.co/SIohUS9Gm7 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@LondonToastof @LasVegasLocally Less fon, more foun. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Marty83461594 You're going to be surprised by who's not there. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@MFT1180 @LasVegasLocally People can call it whatever they want, as long as they know it's wrong. ") — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

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@HastySquirrel Get a ticket from a kiosk or a receipt. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@Jxandco Nope, they use a combination of digital marketing and activating their social audiences. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@mypenplease @JamesInLasVegas They were destroyed. These are new trees. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@AngieKoolAidKid All of them incorrect. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 13, 2023

@VitalVegas

@VegasJonXXX Yes. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

@VitalVegas

@TheRoyalOne99 It’s spectacular and probably doomed, like the Sphere. Two things can co-exist. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

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@zeynepkarakapta Don’t jinx it! “) — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

@VitalVegas

@timmycpa Yeah, I decided not to do an episode until I have something I’m excited to talk about. Fontainebleau opening in 3…2… — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

@VitalVegas

@WeDoItLocal @Cosmopolitan_LV @MGMRewards Thanks for the info. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

@VitalVegas

Remember the original Jason Bourne movie? It appears Cosmo, too, has last its Identity. https://t.co/rxEqwVEegc — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

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@13teamparlay No. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

@VitalVegas

@rockstarrazor1 There should be a solid 2-3 weeks when The Strip doesn’t look like crap. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

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Reports of a new scam at casino parking garages. People impersonating attendants (uniforms and all) taking special event parking fees, despite having no affiliation with the casino or parking management company. This con happened at Mandalay Bay in the last couple of days. FYI. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 12, 2023

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@sethyudof @redrockcasino @Nielsensfcvegas Eye’s? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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Best guess: F1 said $1.3 billion in economic impact and everyone drank the Kool-Aid. Some spilled. https://t.co/sRKnkWsmlA — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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That time in 2020 when a mirrored monolith just showed up at Fremont Street Experience. https://t.co/jKYBlHTUvs — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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@oks0so Don’t spoil it with facts. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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@LasVegasSun @BoulderCityNev Doesn’t Pornhub use Ramcams? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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The kids at Nielsen’s Frozen Custard @RedRockCasino are clever, but the apostrophes will haunt our dreams. @Nielsensfcvegas https://t.co/T20xDZWUZ3 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 11, 2023

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@LondonMilan777 There’s going to be a lot, just a day too early. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@chrisfaz525 The point is the public can’t get in on Dec. 13. It’s going to be a shitshow. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@GazzyB1233 You’re clearly way more into him than I am if you’re hard. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@BLM9803 You have every right to be wrong. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@PokerForGirls The real rat was the guy on the street who sold me a shrink-wrapped answering machine for $20 and there was a brink inside. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@sumthack One of what? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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Are Las Vegas casinos poaching Panda Express fortune cookie writers for their social marketing teams, or vice versa? https://t.co/oVJ6vvwqWT — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@WhiteKnight1014 @durangoresortlv Thanks! Forgot pics of the chips! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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Knew we forgot something, chipwise. https://t.co/dyJOWbLUpv — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 10, 2023

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@baeck That’s a great question! They’re going for everyone, and many will check it out, I think. It’s tough to make inroads with top level players who have existing relationships in Vegas. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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Woman playing slots at Suncoast last night used a handheld fan like this to blow smoke back at the player on the opposite of the bank of machines and we have rarely been more exited to order something on Amazon. https://t.co/TliFp1WXoM — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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This plague is spreading. https://t.co/fnhKrJjJj3 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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@AcmeThough If he tips poorly, Las Vegas doesn’t want him. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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@elbogz He’s rounding up! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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@greenfingers_j Nobody wants this! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 9, 2023

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Do Vegas or do not, there is no try. (h/t @JonStock80) @CaesarsPalace https://t.co/SKlh2R5z0X — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 8, 2023

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@strai65008 @John_Mehaffey I retweeted it, of course! ") — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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@SandstoneBluffs Exactly. A nod to original reporting shows confidence and professionalism, things the RJ's leadership is lacking. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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@_banch I think Resorts World is beautiful, but Fontainebleau is another level, I think. It's sort of setting a new bar. Challenges ahead (those gorgeous, high ceilings are going to hurt slot play, for example), but based upon sheer aesthetics, every corner of the place is Cosmo-plus. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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Can somebody check on Eater to make sure they're OK? Related: How can a town with some of the best restaurants in the world have so little restaurant journalism? https://t.co/HuWWFgMT12 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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Important 69 fun facts. https://t.co/CgeZST5LCW — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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@StevenKaminski4 They’re massive. More goodies to come. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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@DougonIPComm @mckenna_ross_ They all do it. Editors assign social posts to writers. It’s institutionalized incompetence. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 7, 2023

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Modesty precludes us from mentioning our podcast has been named the 23rd best travel podcast in the world by Goodpods, whatever that might be. https://t.co/dCvCDv6rdu — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 6, 2023

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Fiorella was awesome, including the Mozzarella in Carrozza (layered bread and cheese, deep fried). Should only take us six months to work our way through all the restaurants. @durangoresortlv https://t.co/ZSDhxnpHdD — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 6, 2023

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This place is packed, so we trust people are OK with rough language on the menu and pip gaffes. @durangoresortlv https://t.co/fXEVbpyYRQ — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 6, 2023

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Fun fact: Plaza is right next to a train track, so it’s not surprising the downtown casino was the site of a trainwreck recently. https://t.co/Mj58nKMaIv https://t.co/xM1tjG0yWR — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@RayLV702 @burge_craig Mostly right. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@Ray2090 Thanks, hadn’t seen that. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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No details, a smidge esoteric. https://t.co/PuHWrVVCTU — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@ffbgeeks @VegasJediKnight They’re blowing it and when things go south, they won’t understand why. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@burge_craig Then you don’t understand how the world works. You in casino PR? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@MitchAbides @gotmilkhs @Shakabrodie @Athletics It’s only remotely funny if they’re used in Oakland, to imply only Oakland cops want the A’s to move because troublemakers will follow. This is more of a Raiders joke. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@liminalsnake You give cornhole! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@ffbgeeks Not sure what you mean. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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@ChanceNHL Rude behavior makes for bad karma. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 5, 2023

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Bally’s/Horseshoe tower is transitioning to being a Paris tower. (h/t @JamesInLasVegas) https://t.co/5hkXteNSXG — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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According to a new survey, Nevada was found to be the least injury-prone state in the country, with just 227 E.R. visits per 1,000 residents. Thank you, people who don’t lean chairs to reserve slot machines. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@8NewsNow Asshattery. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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Ignore the chip chaos, drink and hands behind the rail. https://t.co/kGRRV4QKGE — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@mvandy Do you have a host? “) — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@thatjustfigures @8EastLV @CircaLasVegas Glad you liked it. It’s my go-to. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@M3XRFW Security can address that easily. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@JeffreyWeldon81 @Mattyice2420 No, they’ll all do it if you ask an attendant. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 4, 2023

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@ChefDrew702 @HTFUKelly Wait, you interact with casino PRs, too? — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 3, 2023

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@DokerPyke Evolving, not maturing. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 3, 2023

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Does this font have a name, and if not, should it be called Las Vegas Sans™️? https://t.co/S9r0WEbX85 — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 3, 2023

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Oh, great, Panda Express is trolling us now. https://t.co/Hf5PtLbL5t — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 3, 2023

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@edj_FL Correct, it won’t. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 3, 2023

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If everyone could use these clever items rather than leaning chairs to hold slot machines, that’d be great. https://t.co/fUlPiX1bUa https://t.co/Gb5DSbtkoW — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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@MeltzVegas Name checked often in “Obliterated.” — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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If you’re tipping a restroom attendant, don’t use chips from other casinos unless they’re black or purple. Worse yet: Roulette chips have zero value away from the table. https://t.co/fxxssZRzMW — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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@StockCarsMo Yes. Good eye! — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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@AB8TN Unrelated. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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We should probably wait until tomorrow to share this sighting at Barry’s inside Circa, probably. https://t.co/dItRUWXeED — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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@ExoticJaydalee No, it’s 60/40 they come here. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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Folks who have seen the A’s (A’s’s?) new ballpark renderings tell us they’re (surprisingly) great and much more Vegasy, so there’s that. — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 2, 2023

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Reminder: Fontainebleau isn't really opening Dec. 13, and should stop saying it is. Unless they want an angry mob with pitchforks outside on Dec. 13. https://t.co/r3F2b745TN — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 1, 2023

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@steely__drew My sources are awesome. Circa 2018. https://t.co/lrxlEEcrRh — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 1, 2023

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Update: Circa gets lawsuit dismissed with one genius and pithy statement. “The ‘fictitious fees or taxes’ referenced are simply sales tax collected by our third-party restaurants as required by law.” Why would attorneys file such a stupid, baseless lawsuit? Testing the waters for… https://t.co/5xiHKLFV5f https://t.co/BlwTEsXlKg — Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) Dec 1, 2023